“Like Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, if Simon’s mom were a vodka-soaked spy and grown assassins were trying to kill Simon.”
Welcome to the book tour for No Good About Goodbye by C.T. Liotta. Read on for more info and a chance to win some fun giveaways!
No Good About Goodbye
Publication Date: November 24th, 2021
Genre: YA/ Coming-of-Age/ Adventure/ LGBTQ2+
Publisher: Rot Gut Pulp
Fifteen-year-old Ian Racalmuto’s life is in ruins after an embassy raid in Algiers. His mother, a vodka-drunk spy, is dead. His brother, a diplomat, has vanished. And, he’s lost a cremation urn containing a smartphone that could destroy the world.
Forced to live with his cantankerous grandfather in Philadelphia, Ian has seven days to find his brother and secure the phone—all while adjusting to life in a troubled urban school and dodging assassins sent to kill him.
Ian finds an ally in William Xiang, an undocumented immigrant grappling with poverty, a strict family, and abusive classmates. They make a formidable team, but when Ian’s feelings toward Will grow, bombs, bullets and crazed bounty hunters don’t hold a candle to his fear of his friend finding out. Will it wreck their relationship, roll up their mission, and derail a heist they’ve planned at the State Department?
Like a dime store pulp adventure of the past, No Good About Goodbye is an incautious, funny, coming-of-age tale for mature teens and adult readers.
“Brilliant… a rollicking good read. Rich with often realistically crude boy lingo, No Good About Goodbye is an utterly charming teenage LGBTQ falling-in-love adventure while simultaneously rocking an international crime storyline.”—C.S. Holmes, Indiereader
A smart, funny pile-up at the intersection of Surrender Your Sons, Grasshopper Jungle, and a pulp spy thriller.
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Excerpt
The airport baggage conveyor spun for twenty minutes while Ian and Mario caught up. Ian’s voice differed from his grandfather’s. His Italian was perfect, but his English fused accents learned around the world. He merged British and American dialects, rolled an occasional r, and mispronounced words. He hated his patois. Worse was that, like Mario, he flailed his hands when he spoke. Deena would sometimes say that to silence the two, she might cut off their arms.
“So let me get this straight,” said Mario. “Richard Finzel wants to start a war using codes on your mother’s smartphone.”
“Yes.”
“Where is he now?”
“Dead. I triggered a bomb.”
“They recovered his body?” asked Mario.
“No, they found three of his teeth.”
“Teeth aren’t vital,” said Mario.
“Of course they are,” said Ian. “He won’t be able to chew things, and he’ll die.” He tilted his head. “Even if he survived and still wanted to start his war, he’d have to find mom’s phone and fly to D.C. to activate it. I hid the phone inside Aunt Judy’s funeral urn. Diplomatic security recovered it while I was in hospital. It’s out of my hands.”
“You’re certain they have it?” asked Mario.
“They said they would handle it,” said Ian.
“Shit,” Mario groaned under his breath. A blue suitcase appeared. “Ecco qua!” he said.
“No,” said Ian. “Mine has a Pan Am logo on it.”
Mario wheeled a cart toward them and stacked the bags Ian had pulled. A glittery tag on a steamer chest revealed his mother’s address in her script, and Mario’s eyes saddened. “You shouldn’t be the one to do this.”
“Someone has to,” replied Ian, “though I’d rather be with dad.”
“Algiers is too dangerous.”
“Algiers has always been too dangerous!” Ian erupted, throwing his hands up. Mario stepped back, surprised by the outburst. Ian lowered his voice. “Non voglio pensarci. Erik’s missing and dad’s sitting alone in a hotel room with a stuffed shirt convincing him he’s dead. I can hear the conversation now. Erik is gone. It’s a recovery, Cardiff, not a rescue. Little Ian has an undeveloped frontal cortex and uses denial to cope with grief.” He dug his hands in his pockets and settled back.
“Are you in denial?” asked Mario.
“I would deny it if I were,” said Ian. “I’ve developed the good sense to shut my mouth when adults think one way and I think another. Let’s discuss it, they say. Discussion only ever means debate. I’m sick of debating. I’ll say whatever people want me to say in public if it makes it easier to be who I am in private.”
“No man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” Mario winked. “That’s Nathaniel Hawthorne. Bet you didn’t know that. In spycraft they call it the wilderness of mirrors.”
Ian waved the old man off. “Erik’s out there. I have, at best, seven days to locate him before the trail turns to ice. It’s not just about finding him—living with him abroad is the only way to get my life back on track. Philly is perdition. No offense, but I shouldn’t be here.”
The bag carousel stopped. Mario pointed to a stuffy office for lost bags, and Ian gathered his backpack.
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About the Author
CT Liotta was born and raised in West Virginia before moving to Ohio for college, where he majored in Biology. He now uses Philadelphia as his base of operations. You can find him backpacking all over the world.
Liotta takes interest in writing, travel, personal finance, and sociology. He likes vintage airlines and aircraft, politics, news, foreign affairs, ’40s pulp and film noir. He doesn’t fear math or science, and is always up for Indian food. His favorite candy bar used to be Snickers, but lately it’s been 3 Musketeers. He isn’t sure why.
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US Giveaway:
Grand prize winner gets:
1 Autographed ARC Copy of NO GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE
1 $25 Amazon Gift Card
1 Set of fake mustaches
1 Set of invisible ink pens
2 Fake passports with stamps for blowing town incognito
A custom thank-you note and luggage stickers
Page a day travel journal
Second place winner gets:
1 Autographed ARC Copy of NO GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE
1 $10 Amazon Gift Card
2 Fake passports with stamps for blowing town incognito
A custom thank-you note and luggage stickers.
Third place winner gets:
1 Autographed ARC Copy of NO GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE
2 Fake passports with stamps for blowing town incognito
A custom thank-you note and luggage stickers
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